Friday, December 16, 2022

December 2022 Trip Report - A Tale of Two Elevators


Warning! Don't let THIS, happen to YOU!



Transportation


We hadn't taken a December mini trip in a couple of years, but when I saw a $148 Southwest Air roundtrip airfare from an Northeast area airport, I had to jump on it.   The flight times weren't ideal, but the price made up for it.   

This was going to be our first full "test trip" without a rental car.   I had been able to dodge car rental high pricing bullets with one time discounts to make recent rental prices semi reasonable, but I couldn't justify $200 for 3.5 days, when 90% of our trip would be downtown with the car sitting in the garage.   So this was going to be a test and a new experience, sans rental car.  This experience led to some notes from what I learned that will be helpful for future trips.

I did my homework on the buses, and found that first, that although the 108 or 109 do run often and after midnight, the closest to the downtown casinos they come is to get off at the Bonneville transit center.   Between the length of the walk to the FSE from that stop, the fact that we'd be dragging bags in not the best of neighborhoods, and that it would be around midnight, made those routes unacceptable for us.   So it was going to be the CX route, or Lyft.

On the first flight segment, we sat in front of "those people" that you don't want to sit near!    These two VERY trashy women sat in the window and aisle seats, and when someone inquired about the middle seat, the answer given (lie) was that the person in that seat was in the bathroom, which was obviously not true.   The woman made a comment to these trashy women about the lie, and it was ON.   For 15 minutes they insulted her (she ended up sitting a few rows from them) on and on, like school children would, even coming up with things like "how come you have no friends sitting with you, don't you have any friends, you loser"?   As if we all fly with a group of friends and everyone flying solo is a "loser".   Of course all these comments were at full volume voice, with us sitting in front.   I was very close to going back to talk to an flight attendant to ask them to intervene and point out that this harassment was over the line, and I wasn't even the one involved...yet.   It quieted down a little bit, but their foul mouth trashy stories to each other at full volume went on for two hours.  I counted down each ten minutes as getting closer to the flight ending.   Luckily my Bose noise reduction headphones and music drowned out 80% of their chatter.

Then, while leaving the plane we learned..... that they of course, were going to Las Vegas and would be on our next segment too!   Even better, we were A51 and A52, and they were right behind us to board, at A53 and A54 for the Vegas segment!  And, not surprising, also staying downtown, but, lucky for us, at the Fremont.   We did not see them around during our walks in the area, thankfully.

To get to our hotel we'd have to make the last CX bus, the 10:49pm bus, or take Lyft if we didn't make it.   The goal was to take the CX from the airport, but take Lyft back to the airport, which is the only reasonable option to get to the airport for a 530am flight!

In prep for the trip, I was impressed with the "Transit" app (Google and Apple) which supposedly has real time bus info, tracking the individual buses!   Pretty helpful technology.... IF the data is correct (foreshadowing).

We decided to carry on our bags onboard, to have a much better chance of making the last CX bus.   We knew we had a half hour until the next CX scheduled bus.   10 minutes before scheduled arrival, the Transit app said the bus was 10 minutes late.  10 minutes later a bus pulled in with a CX route sign.  I remembered that a CX Southbound bus was supposed to be coming first, with our Northbound bus supposedly 10 minutes away, according to live data.   I decided to approach it, and walked faster as I unexpectedly saw a "North" sign on the bus.  The door closed in my face.  Fortunately the driver opened it for me to ask if he was going North to downtown.  He grunted something like "yes".   We scurried to grab the bags and board.   I made a comment that their app said he wouldn't be here for another 10 minutes, and in reply, he grunted, again.

Lesson learned: somehow even "live data" can be wrong, and if the bus is supposed to be "late", it pays to be at the stop, ready, in case it happens to be on time.

We were the only tourists on board, and besides us they were probably about 15 or so locals. None of them were scary. This was a great deal as we went downtown for a grand total of $4 in bus fare.   Probably less than the tip on a cab or Lyft.   


FOUR QUEENS


One part of our stay was at the Four Queens. One notable complaint was that only two of the four elevators in the South Tower were working, and this, while the place was mobbed with the cowboys in town. With it being the end of the rodeo week, at times it took over 10 minutes to wait for an elevator and as you could guess, once one arrived, people packed in, like sardines.  For people on the lower floors, it was even worse as far as going down, as the elevators would be full, long before it got to the lower floors, which was frustrating for them. Many were taking the stairs down. It really was unacceptable and one frequent guest told me that it has been like this for many months, and the management knows about it, but yet has done nothing. I'll contrast this later with my stay at Circa which couldn't be more different than this. 

We've must have eaten 40 meals at Hugo's Cellar restaurant, and never had to send anything back, but this time, the lamb, ordered medium, was cooked less than rare, and was raw inside.    We dreaded having to send it back, knowing that the risk was that they'd over do it.    We worked on the other entree while waiting for the dish to return.... and waited, and waited...  When it finally returned, you guessed it, it was well done, and crispy on the outside.  What are we going to do now?  Send it back and wait another 15 minutes for another rack to be cooked?   We just dealt with it, and ate the well done lamb, which fortunately was not totally dried out.

That's a SALAD!



I've been impressed with the Pixel phone magic eraser which is very good at locating people and removing them from the picture.    A before and after below.
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I started the day of video poker play very early, and after about 10 minutes of play, a grubby "gentleman" sat down right next to me in the empty row of machines, with no intention of playing, and asked me how I was doing with my luck.  I said, not good, and immediately cashed out and left the machine.   I wasn't going to stick around for the rest of his act which was obviously to ask for money, best case scenario.   I walked around a bit and saw him pull the same thing next to a woman playing alone.   She put up with him for a bit and then he left.

I found a bug in the new Four Queens slot machine card readers, and it cost me comps/cash back!   Since this was the new, combined Players card, with Binion's, and I already knew the points no longer displayed on the reader as you played, unlike the past, I periodically pulled the card and reinserted it, to get my point balances.   On a couple of occasions I went into the menu on the screen to see what info could be displayed.   Then I pressed the back arrow so that my balance wouldn't be showing to others walking by.  Back to that screen there are 3 choices, 2 are to see information, and the 3rd says "Goodbye", clearly to exit that menu.   So I pushed "goodbye" and continued playing for another 90 minutes or so to check my point progress.   When I did, I got a surprise.   My point balance hadn't changed, after almost 90 minutes of play!  What?

I started trying to re-enact what I had done, and now I noticed that even after the card is accepted, and you leave the card untouched, that when you press "Goodbye" on the screen, it ends the session, and your card is no longer active in the machine for play!   I called over an attendant who was unimpressed, and unsympathetic.   She called over a tech, who came over, and said he'd turn off the machine and later replace the card reader.   I had a hunch this was not a card reader issue, so right in front of them, I performed these same steps at another machine.  Guess what?  Same problem!

Believe it or not, the attendant's "solution" was to tell me, just like the old Henny Youngman joke where he says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this this", and the Doctor replies "So don't do that then",  "well don't press 'Goodbye'".   I asked does she think I am the only one pressing Goodbye to exit the menu and losing points because of it?   She replied that others check points and haven't had this problem.  (You can get points balance without going through this menu, but you do have to go through the menu to get your free play to display on the machine).     The tech pretty much told her to stop trying to tell me it's not a problem, but he wasn't really too concerned either.   As to whether they fix this, and when, which might need a software change from Oasis, the company that provides the software... only time will tell.   I am sure less observant people are losing points due to this, and don't know about it.     At the end of this discussion another player who is a frequent player overheard the end of this discussion said he would bring this issue up with his host, and possibly a casino manager.

Update, post trip:  I had another trip a month later, but did not check to see if this point issue was still ongoing.




Back to playing.  After having 90 minutes of play not applied to my account, I had a decent long day of video poker, playing mostly at one machine, holding my own, when I ran into a long dry spell.   Looking to change things up, I moved to another machine.   I had a good start, but it too turned down after a while.  I thought about taking a break, or switching back again, but played a few more hands.   After getting dealt four to a royal, I pulled the Queen of Clubs for a Royal Flush!  So, this was almost certainly a winning trip!





We ate one breakfast at Binion's Cafe, using the Four Queens funbook 2/1 coupon.   There was almost no line there, compared to all the cowboys on line for Magnolias.   Breakfast was fine, with fast service, but the silverware there is by far, the cheapest crappiest flatware I have every touched, and that includes dining halls and cafeterias!   The metal on the fork handle was so thin, that it was almost like a blade, and would hurt your hand if you gripped it too tightly!  Amazing!





New Casino Fashion Trend!


We spotted a new trend in headwear in casinos.   Apparently it is now in fashion to wear a casino players card on your head!    But the more seriously awful part of this particular story is that it seemed likely that something shady was being attempted here.   This gentleman approached the Four Queens player club booth with this card, trying to use it, only to be denied because, if you can believe it, he somehow had his wallet "stolen" and had no ID.  But he promised he was the owner of this card, isn't that enough?  Once denied, he quietly walked away, not upset at all.   I bet he would have somehow claimed he had "forgotten" his PIN number, when his wallet was "stolen", if he were asked about it.





The Grinch that "stole" Christmas

My closing on posts says "LV where we've found a new way to cut costs, every time you visit."

Well "we" found a new way they found to cut costs!    Casino management has apparently been invaded by Grinch's!    Yes, several of our favorite casino Holiday decoration displays from past years Downtown have been eliminated!    Oh, I bet it is due to Covid-19 precautions (sarcasm based on recent other cutbacks using that excuse)

A short list of examples would be 90% of the wonderful Golden Nugget's Christmas decorations are gone, especially those in the long hallways around the pool.   Now a couple of small ordinary Christmas trees dot the property!  

And even the Bellagio, despite having one large exception of the never better current Christmas display in the conservatory, no longer has any Christmas decor hanging from the ceiling in the mall walkway from the Strip sidewalk entrance or on the large vase based figures !  Stunning!

In past years there were all sorts of Holiday decorations hanging through the Bellagio mall in this area.


The Circa and D have next to no Holiday decorations!   Once again, a couple of ordinary Christmas trees dot the properties.   Nothing that anyone is going to look fondly at, or visit just to view.

The wax Holiday images drawn on the glass door entrances at the Cal are long gone, years ago!

How much could these savings amount to be?  Nothing significant, but Grinch's running the casino business will cut nearly anything and everything that isn't producing revenue!


2016 Golden Nugget Decorations Below





This is how the door at the California looked for many years, until around 2017.

2016 Venetian


More cost cutting the day after the cowboys left!   The Golden Nugget International Beer Bar (yes it has a name), and the always busy Starbucks right off of the FSE, were closed, in the early afternoon!






CIRCA/D  or D/CIRCA


My original plan was to play at Circa on Sunday, and play on the video poker machines that look into the amazing Sportsbook during the NFL games, and then play at the D on Monday.  We hadn't checked into Circa yet, so I walked over, very early.   As soon as I passed security checking my license at the outside door, I encountered chaos!   A mass of men were running towards the door, in random directions, with shouting and screaming.   I moved to the left, and they went left.  I moved to the right, and they were getting closer, now to the right.   I was going to get run over by the group.   I bailed and went back out into the between the entrance area between the two sets of doors, and backed up to the wall in that area, to put as much distance as I could from this group.   They made their way in area between the sets doors, past me, and at that point I could finally see that they were "escorting" a young man from the casino, while he was yelling and screaming and fighting back against them, really giving them a challenge.   They pushed him out onto the FSE concrete, after which he of course stood up, still shouting, and tried to re-enter.   They pushed him back each time.  What an early morning wake up excitement!

I had this (now I realize) silly idea that I was going to head down early Sunday morning, to the Circa VP machines, facing the sportsbook, and get a spot to play while watching the games.  Obviously I was forgetting that this is the new Las Vegas, where if there is a chance to charge for something, they will!   Those that know Circa on football Sunday's know that they rope off the entire section, hours before the first football game, and charge for seating, even at a gambling machine.   I am surprised it is allowed by the Gaming commission to charge for a seat at a gambling machine.


See the dividing rope at the bottom of the picture.




The boss and his wife's reserved sportsbook seats at the video poker row.




Anyway, I reversed my plans to now play at D on Sunday, and then to return to Circa on Monday for play there.

On my way back to the D, out on Fremont St, I heard once again, yelling and screaming.  It's about 8:30am, so it was quite stark against the quiet of the early morning!    Once again, it was the same guy that got thrown out of Circa, was now being tackled by FSE security, as he shouted profanities, threats of lawsuits, and later, omg the humanities, about how they lost his hat!   His repeated phrase was "you guys are so f'ed - and you don't even know it".   I got a bit of video, but the clips I recorded really didn't do the event justice, as unfortunately after he had calmed down quite a bit by then!   Seconds later I got a video of them carrying his body, head first, with his body parallel to the ground, men holding him by each limb, around the corner, to put him down on the sidewalk.    He did a very good job of occupying 4-5 security guards, just to half control him, and still had a lot to say.





Eventually, I made it up to the Vue Video Poker Bar at the D.   

I always make it a point to put at least a small contrarian bet against a team I hear some loud mouth "expert" boast about to others.  It wins about 80% of the time.  A man at the Vue video poker bar was talking loudly on his phone, adding up the dollar totals of what the "wins" should be for the day, featuring his Vikings over the Lions, along with other bets, and how that would be an easy win.   I went over to the sportsbook to bet on the Lions, and then came back and played near him as the Lions dominated the game.  He left in the 3rd quarter, down 21-7

Observation, if you play at the machines on the end near the outside door at the Vue Bar, in the winter, bring a jacket!   It was cold playing in those seats.

I have nothing notable about my play there.  I couldn't keep anything good going.  Long steaks without a quad followed by a few short spells of a few quads in a very short time, to give me hope.   It was a bad day financially, there, but still, enjoyable.  I've had more than my share of wins, and royals there, in the past couple of years.

We checked in to Circa, for our second stay there.  (Our October stay is going to be in a trip report that I am still finishing).   Once again, it was a great stay, and I look forward specifically to staying there.  The place amazes me, especially as for going from and to your room. If you have a room close to the elevator, it's as quick as the smallest hotel you can think of.   As a test, I had a sports book ticket that I would be cashing on the second floor mini Circa sports book desk.  From the time I left the room, taking the elevator down, going to the sports book, collecting my bet and coming back to the room was less than 4 minutes. Repeat, less than 4 minutes to go from my room, "wait" for the elevator, go down to the casino, cash the ticket, "wait" for an elevator up, and walk back up to my room.  And that quickness was not unusual. The elevators are simply amazing. You press the button and an elevator is practically waiting for you, and rarely is anyone else in the elevator. Once again contrast this to the Four Queens experience. It couldn't be more different. It felt like I was in some small exclusive private hotel that had a private elevator just for me to go up and down to the casino.

Speaking of elevators, inside I got to add to my collection of pictures of odd signs in the Circa hotel elevator.


Fine?  How much?

And upon checking in, what's this?  Treating a guest with a little perk?  How long can this last?   I had check in privileges to the VIP check in room.   They actually had complimentary bottled water and coffee!   And stop!  What's that, little chocolate biscotti packages with Circa logo's on them, for ME?   Really?  Remember those kinds of things, like water and coffee that Caesars used to have in the Diamond check in, that "had" to be removed because Caesars has such a "stringent" Covid-19 prevention policy?   Everyone needs to realize, Caesars didn't remove these things for savings, they did it to "protect us customers".... still, today!   ;-)   Anyway this was a nice little retro classy perk from Circa.



View of Neon Museum from the Circa room





Dinner was at Andiamo.   First, from the time it opened Sunday at 5pm, it was packed.  There was a crowd waiting to be seated.




Once again, a place where we've never had an issue with the meals, until now.   The  veal chop, ordered medium was much closer to well done!   Once again though, edible and not dried.    The waitress agreed and apologized, and gave us a complimentary dessert.   Still this entree, with the marsala based mushroom toping and sauce is really delicious.



The osso buco at least was as expected, and excellent as usual.





I had a stash of matchplay chips from The D casino, from various past offers that I needed to make a dent in, so we played some blackjack at a table that was empty.   First hand, we both lost our $25 bets and matchplays, when the dealer had an 18.  But many of the cards were 5's and 6's, a positive for the "count".   We rebet another $25 with matchplay, both staying under 17 with a dealer 3.  The dealer won again.   Once again, a lot more low cards were out.  One more time, same deal, this time one of us busted, and the dealer drew to 20.   0 for 6.   Low cards were plentiful again.  One last time?  Our 4th round, now 8 matchplay chips have been used.   I get an 11 against a dealers 7.   I double down, for $50 more, and actually received a 10!  Can't lose now.   The dealer busted and we both won.  Grand total for the session? EVEN!   That was enough for now.   As we left the table, I said that we could have just tossed the matchplay chips in the trash, not played, and had the same result!



BELLAGIO CONSERVATORY


I usually throw in a few pictures of the Bellagio Holiday Conservatory, just to add some contrast to the report, but this time it was notable enough to feature it.   I had seen reports and pictures of crowds and lines to enter, and wanted no part of that, so we went as off peak (with good daylight) as we could, a very early midweek afternoon.  We've been to probably around 4 prior Christmas displays there, but this one, for some reason really impressed me, more than any prior one.   It was so worth the trip, despite the return bus trip from hell, which I will include after the photos.  The display is themed "Gingerbread Dream, A Holiday Confection"


The electric toy train running under the tree was not working, and as I walked behind the tree a couple of employees were working on it.  I happened to hear one of them mention to a guest that the reason that the tree smell live is that it IS a live tree!   I had no idea!  It always seemed so full that I figured they had an enormous artificial tree.   It turned out that the person we were talking to was the Manager of the Bellagio Conservatory, so she talked to us about the efforts and planning that goes into pulling this off.  And not unexpectedly, there is a full year of planning and work behind what you see!   They probably should consider letting her speak there on occasion as a special event as it was great to listen to her.

She showed us a video on her phone of the tree being helicoptered out of the mountains, and I think she said this tree was groomed, for years, with the intention of bringing it to Bellagio.   She claimed there is a video of the tree transportation on the Bellagio website, although I could not locate it!










It was actually empty off peak enough to go inside the gingerbread house without being trampled!










Conservatory Manager, below











The Deuce route bus ride from Downtown to Bellagio wasn't that bad.  We had purchased a two hour pass, and managed to get a bus back after visiting Bellagio, within the 2 hours.    The bus ride back was a marathon, to say the least.  Crowded, for sure, but for added delays a rider near the Venetian entered on a motor scooter, and the bus driver sat and waited and waited, for the rider to maneuver the scooter into the EXACT designated spot.  It took over 5 minutes for that to happen, before we continued.   Every stop was busy along the Strip, to the point of every stop being a delay while the driver pleaded for people to move back, to allow more people to board.   Eight stops like this, in a row, on the Strip!

Then the scooter man got off the bus at the stop near the Strat.   He now had to maneuver the scooter, back and forth, no less than 12 times, slowly, in a very tight space, in order to turn around to begin the process of heading to exit the front door.   This took no less than 10 minutes, eventually with other riders trying to help by picking up the wheels, with little result.   And just to make the trip more fun, another rider on wheels now entered at the same stop, with, thankfully, only a wheelchair, that more easily got into the designated spot on the bus.   The ride was absolute torture!   When we exited the bus, it was as if we were released from prison, complete with shouting in celebration of our new "freedom".   I'm sure most people exaggerate when they quote times to make their story more sensational.  I don't have to, I can look at my tracking data for the exact time!   I checked my Google location history to get a reading on the return bus trip length.  What was funny is that unlike our trip to the Strip, for the trip back Downtown, Google doubted that it could have been a bus trip, likely due to the long duration of the trip!!!  The app had to ask me what type of transportation I used, and walking was one option on the list!  ha!!  According to Google tracking, our bus ride back took 1 hour and 15 minutes to go approximately 5 miles!   Insane!  Had we known that would happen, we'd probably take Lyft back Downtown.  But, in any case, we enjoyed the Bellagio so much, it was worth the trip.


CIRCA/D  DAY 2


For our second night at Circa/D we decided to have a repeat dinner at Andiamo's.   This would allow us to try something other than our normal Osso Buco or Veal Chop. Which by the way, are spectacular.   On the second night at Andiamo, we were trying to figure out what to order, and the waiter tried to encourage us to get, guess what, osso buco and the veal chop, which he said were the best on the menu.  We said we agreed but we had them last night, and wanted to try something new. 

I'm not going to say that they have issues here and the place is subpar, but we both ordered shellfish seafood dishes on the second night, and we were both moderately sick with stomach issues overnight.   There's no question in my mind it had to do with something with the shellfish not being kept properly. I had the scallops dish.   If you look at the picture it looks very impressive, visually, but they were the most ordinary scallops I've had and the ricotta gnocchi was basically just like bulk without much taste. I really wouldn't have this dish again, but at least I tried experimenting with it.






For Monday Night Football, Circa didn't have the video poker machines roped off for paying customers.   So I was able to get a great seat and play while watching.




Now that I switched my plans, Monday was Circa day. I played some during the day at the bonus poker machines overlooking the sports book and had a decent session. Long sessions of no four of a kinds once again followed by 5 to 10 minute periods with three or so four of a kinds to give me hope. I was able to manage to get a seat for Monday Night football at one of the few machines available with a view of the sportsbook and the experience was much better than I had expected. There was an energy in the air. Almost like a Super Bowl energy, even though it was an ordinary game between Arizona and New England, which hardly was a rivalry or a featured game on the schedule, but the cheering at each play and the crowd noises of the game over the speakers, plus the crowd at the sportsbook made it very exciting to watch.  I had a bet on New England, which was my favorite pick of the weekend, and was surrounded by Arizona fans who were very supportive of their team.

A picture from another trip report taken there the same night shows this particular man, in his "Murray" Cardinals jersey.  https://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/index.php?posts/2495053/ 
 I was shocked at his reaction when New England had to burn a time out early in the 2nd half was as if there was a turnover!  Loud clapping, screaming, "That's it!  One timeout gone!  Yes!!".  I had to do a double take to see if he was serious, and he was!

At some point in the evening I managed to get over to Derek's seat that had been reserved for him on Sunday and play on that video poker machine. I can say I did a little better on that machine than the others so maybe Derek has it set loose for him.  That's a little bit of a joke. I managed to get Aces once in bonus poker and had dealt straight flush, so it was a pretty decent session at Circa.  I managed to get close to break even, and hit my coin in goals to hopefully trigger future free play offers there, on which was my first day of play there, ever.   


Favorite Moment without a Picture


While in one of the packed like sardines elevator trip down in the Four Queens there was a cowboy who could have been a ringer for the old Marlboro man, complete with bushy mustache.  He was carrying a leather non wheeled suitcase, and hanging from the handle by the laces was a single light blue canvas casual shoe, which caught my eye.  Well it caught another rider's eye, and she has to ask, "Okay, what happened to the other shoe?", which of course sent the elevator into laughter, for those that could see it in the tight quarters.   He replied that his bag was packed so full that there was room for one shoe inside, but not the other!  Interesting!  We all had a good laugh.



Return Trip


Taking a bus was out of the question for a 530am return flight.  I know no one could make guarantees, but the day before we left, I asked the Concierge if they knew there was decent Lyft coverage for a pre 4am weekday ride, and they said yes.   I made it a point as soon as we woke at 315am (did I really type that?), to check Lyft availability, and call for a cab instead, if needed.   Surprisingly, there were a couple of choices that would pick us up at Circa in less than 10 minutes!    We packed up first and then I went back to Lyft, to request a ride to the airport for the reasonable $21.

The escalator in the rear leads from the garage entry, just off the hotel lobby, bringing you to the very impressive and cavernous Valet and Ride Share pick up area.



Here is a tip.  I had my Android phone set for scheduled night time do not disturb, which of course was on at 3am, and so, I did not receive text alerts from Lyft.   The Lyft app said "waiting to select a driver" or something like that, for several minutes.   We decided to wait in the room until a driver was selected.   Suddenly the app said the driver was there and we had only 4 minutes before they would charge a late charge or leave!   As I mentioned earlier, the great elevator service was such that we left the room, took the immediate elevator down 35 floors to the 2nd floor, and headed over the enclosed walkway over to the parking garage, where the Lyft was waiting in this magnificent football field sized, brightly lit valet/rideshare area, all in 3 minutes.   Probably impossible to do at any other major hotel.   We were at the airport by 4am, and right on time for a leisurely pace to comfortably make the flight.   The lesson learned is when being up at that kind of hour, to turn off do not disturb, as I suspect more timely Lyft message alerts from the texts would have alerted us of the ride status more quickly than the app!


Was the sans rental car approach worth it?   Well the transportation savings of $165 covered all the tips for all meals of the week, plus our departure airport parking for our time away.  We did have to endure one bus ride from hell though.

I sometimes question whether these short trips are worth all the travel time (12-15 hours each way in total), and going in I did here too.  But something about this trip (besides winning) was very uplifting, and fun, and we enjoyed each of the few days we had, and enjoyed the comped rooms and meals, despite the shortfalls in the meal prep we ran into.


Saturday, April 30, 2022

April 2022 - With Pot, Crack, Free Mob Museum Promo, and Dare I Say, More Wins?

 

(Note:  Clicking on a picture brings up a full resolution version of it, and a viewer that allows you to browse all the pictures)


Arrival Drama

The flight we booked arrived on schedule in Las Vegas at 9:30pm.   I had a host book our Caesars room, and specially asked her to do what she needed to do to make sure our room was not given away due to our pre planned 10:30-ish check in time.   The fact that I said this should tell you where this is heading.

I went to Diamond check in and after some typing, the agent told me that not only was the room I reserved and blocked off for me not available, but no other rooms were available.  They were sold out.   I assumed they would then take it upon themselves to resolve the situation, somehow.   Maybe worst case, put us in Bally's or Paris.   I stood there, and she stood behind the counter, staring.   "Well what should we do?", I asked.   She had a blank look on her face in dealing with this "valued Diamond customer".  "We just travelled 10 hours to get here, we had a reservation, and the host blocked off a room, with notes about a 11pm check in, which one of you then assigned to someone else.   What do you expect us to do now?  What do you suggest?".  

I guess she was hoping we'd drag our bags out and try to find a room somewhere else at 11pm on a Friday night?   I wasn't going anywhere.  I leaned my head forward, looked behind her check in desk station, and asked her if she thought a mattress would fit in there.    She then chatted with another agent, and then when back to typing, and typing and typing.   A few minutes later she said "there was another blocked off room, and they haven't checked in yet, so I'll assign you that room".   Ironically, her solution was to do to someone else what had been done to me.  I can only hope that this other party ended up being a total no-show, because now I had their room.



Hard to beat this view from the room!    The tent in the lake was for the NFL Draft.



A Rental Car Deal that Stunk

The next morning I had a car rental reservation for pick-up, next door, at Bellagio.  This was the first time I was able to save significant money by renting outside the airport.


In the morning I found the Avis booth, which is off the main driveway if you headed to Cosmo.   Only one person was ahead of me at the desk.   When I got to the desk, the attendant mentioned that only certain cars can be returned to the airport (I reserved that return location), and so there was only one vehicle there I could have.   I was wondering what would have happened if I was next in line, and she gave this car to someone else.   Anyway, I went into the Bellagio parking garage and found my rental.

There was one issue.... the car stunk.... literally.   Like an all night cannabis convention had just been held in the vehicle.   It wasn't just a scent, it reeked!   I exited the garage and pulled up to the Avis desk area and went in to complain about it (good thing I did, as you will see later).    She came out and wrote up a damage report about the odor, but repeated that she had no other cars to switch me with.   I know I could have driven to the airport to switch cars, but the drive and process would have taken an hour, and we had a brunch reservation in less than an hour.   I figured I'd just drive with the windows open for a few trips and the stench would leave.

The rep then told me, "oh, that car has a story".   It was listed as missing at one point, and it was supposed to be returned in Colorado, days ago, but unexpectedly showed up in Las Vegas.   Must have been an interesting trip.   We drove with the windows partially open, but it took about 3 days for the odor to even begin to let up.   If that wasn't all, as I first started it up, I noticed the fuel remaining estimate said 3 miles.   Yes, this wonderful person left the gas tank with practically down to nothing but fumes, and yet Avis didn't bother to put any gas in it.   I alerted the agent to the possibility that I might not make it to a gas station, and if so, I'd expect them to help me out.   Yes, I am aware that typically the miles remaining estimate is conservative, but I wanted to plan for the worst.  Lastly, we found a champagne cork under the seat, to complete the party in the car vibe.

So, after a stop on Flamingo for gas, we headed downtown, speeding on I15 towards the the Downtown Grand, windows open, full wind running through the car, trying to air the car out.

You'd think that with the check in drama, and now the smelly rental car from hell, I might be thinking this was a bad omen for the trip, but my mind was on what was ahead, that we had planned out for the trip.


Freedom Beat Brunch Leads to Another Deal!

In planning the trip, I was looking for something a bit different to try.   I somehow came across the Downtown Grand website, and saw they have a weekend brunch in the Freedom Beat coffee shop, along with free live entertainment, a rarity in today's casino world.    The icing on the cake was that they have a promo where a select few entrees are half price with a kiosk coupon generated after only $50 of coin in on video poker.   It is against my "religion" to spend money on food in LV, when I have ample comps on several of my cards still, but we are all sinners, so I planned on sinning and spending for meal since it was a great deal, especially considering the meal came with musical entertainment.  I did a quick look at a couple of videos from the entertainer for the day we'd be there, (https://yvonnesilva.com/) and said this would be fine.

So, we made the trek to Downtown Grand for brunch, the first morning of our trip, and parked in their self parking lot.   I had no idea that their self parking garage was not new, like the rest of the hotel, but was a garage almost identical to the Four Queen garage in age and construction, across the street from the hotel.   We quickly played our $50 coin in, and broke even.   This play also qualified for validating parking to be free also.

This was so quick that we now had time to walk around the area, since our brunch reservation was still 20 or so minutes out.   It was a bright sunny day, and in our walk we saw some kind of event next to the Mob Museum.   We took a walk over and there were about 12 desks under sun shades where exhibitors talked about all sorts of safety issues, like bikes, fire, child safety, EMT, etc.   And it was obvious that they were giving away freebies.   It was called Community Safety Day.  Despite not being locals, we were warmly accepted and encouraged to visit the booths.   But the real coup was that they gave out cards to be checked off at each booth, and when you completed the card, you'd earn a free pass to enter the Mob Museum, a $30 per person value.   A deal (brunch) that leads to another unexpected deal!   Shades of the old Las Vegas, ironically, with nothing to do with a casino promotion, not surprising.










We were really pleasantly surprised at the entertainment.   I had no prior experience seeing a "loop-performance artist" and it was interesting watching her do it.   She would record little repeating bits, either guitar parts, backing vocals, or tapping the guitar body like a drum, right up on the stage,  mostly without the PA system on, so this part was relatively quiet to the audience.   She did these one by one.   There were some foot pedals and a small tablet on the mic stand that she used to set this up.   This was done pretty quickly, maybe in a minute.   Then she'd start the song and the other backing tracks would play.   In other words, a high tech one man band.    I took a short video of one song.  At the beginning, in the first 9 seconds, you can see where she is laying down the last of the 3-4 loop pieces, the guitar part.  Then she kicks into the song.


While listening, we ordered the two entrees for half price, which were the two we'd probably pick anyway.  One was an egg dish, the other, pancakes.

After that, we went back to finish off the booths at the expo outside, and we snagged a tape measure, some reflective safety wristbands for running/walking, pens/pencils, AND a couple of car air fresheners!   How timely!

After this, we used the earned passes to visit the Mob Museum.  I really had no prior interest in paying to visit before this, and was surprised the lowest admission price was $30, but for free, sure, we'd do it!    Even after visiting, I don't think I'd pay for admission.  Free was the right price, and we got to see it.   Supposedly this promotion event goes on occasionally in the lot next to the Mob Museum.   

For me, the interesting items were the historic casino collections.








Did my Yenta neighbor follow me to the Southpoint?

One dinner was at Don Vito's in the SouthPoint.   Immediately behind me as I entered the restaurant was a woman that reminded me of my most pushy, obnoxious, annoying neighbor.  Ironically,  I had just seen this neighbor, the day before my flight (okay, it was 4 days earlier, but this makes a better story) at the local Post Office, ahead of me on the line, yakking loudly on her phone.   But you can't judge a book by it's cover, right?   Well it turns out this look-alike was seated, alone, at table only about 15 feet from us, and guess what?  She was talking on the phone, loudly, in the restaurant.   Since I had this neighbor vibe from her, I immediately considered asking to be moved to another table, as the potential was that if she was like my neighbor, that she'd be sitting there alone on the phone the entire meal.  But once again, you can't judge a book by it's cover, so we we sat.  Yak yak yak, we heard all about her "business" as she spoke on the phone.   She "interrupted" her phone call to order a martini, and told the waiter that her tablemate was on his/her way.  The yakking on the phone continued.  I predicted right then that no one would be showing up.   She sat there and drank while waiters would occasionally check if she would want to order food, but none was ordered.   At some point, about 15 minutes later, for some reason, she placed the menu on the floor, leaning it against her chair.  As to why she did that, your guess is as good as mine.


Still she drank, yakked, and told the world about all her talents.   Finally, about a half hour after she was seated, she paid the check for the one drink without any food ordered, and left, as her tablemate never showed.    I fully understand why they would do such a thing!  Luckily we were only halfway through dinner, as we were able to enjoy the rest without having to listen to her phone voice.    She turned out to be exactly like my neighbor!   Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

Later, after the Yenta left, another stellar guest treated us to this sight, crack!   Nothing like fine dining!


We attempted to use the free appetizer coupons from the American Casino guide, but were first initially rejected.   The manager came over and said "you need to present the physical coupon from the book".   I pointed out there was no more book, and the terms and conditions said it could be printed or just shown on the phone.   The manager went back and 5 minutes later told me that I was correct.   What I don't understand is that this was late April!   Was I the first one to attempt to use this coupon at Don Vito's?   To the rest of you who used this coupon for the rest of the year, you might have me to thank for not taking no for an answer, and breaking the ice, with this manager.






We had the one moderate priced breakfast buffet left in town, the Southpoint.  They have free Bloody Mary's at breakfast.   I figured since it came with the meal, I'd have a taste.  I haven't had too many in the past to compare to, but this was the most awful drink, of any type, I've ever had.   I couldn't tell if it was due to maybe the worst vodka, or the worst Bloody Mary mix, or both, but it was undrinkable.  Two sips were all I could stand.



VP Play Days 1-3:

Well I brought what I thought was an ample amount of cash, but Day 1 was one of those 99% theoretical returns turning into a 90% actual return kind of beating that I know all too well.  Day 2 was only a bit less worse.   I'm looking at my bankroll, and the fact of 5 days of play remaining, I reluctantly decided, for insurance, to visit my bank's ATM for a withdrawal. At this rate, I'm looking at what a disaster this trip might turn out to be, based on this start!

Day 3 didn't start out any better, as through the day my play was more pain.   I kept at the 99+% machines, currently playing volatile but high paying Double/ Double Double Bonus type games, in a 5 play.   At last, late afternoon, I hit a few premium quads, so at least I stopped the bleeding.     Just after dinner, I went on another premium quad  run, and now was up for THAT day.   I said to myself, if only I could keep this up, and hit a bunch of nice quads, that my goal would be to cash out at even for this play from  Days 2&3.    After dinner, the up run continued.   Suddenly many of my 5 play 3 of a kind holds were hitting a premium quad.    With each one I got closer to my goal, just hoping for a miracle, undoing a good portion of the prior losses.  I regrouped and calculated that I was now one premium quad away from my goal, and was dealt a 3 of a kind.   I just needed one quad on the 5 play to pretty much reach my goal.  Well on the very first card of the first of the 5 play hands, I nailed the premium quad!   I watched as the credits accumulated, knowing I'd be close to my goal, and wow, I was now exactly even, for the past 2 days!   I kept my word and cashed out.

I then moved to Jacks or Better VP for some low volatile play to finish out my coin in goal.   Well, I went on a run there!   Hitting everything, and in an hour or so having a small but significant profit for the Day 2 to 3 period!   I felt quite relieved!   Disaster week avoided?


Using up Stations points

One of my longer term "to do's" is to spend the nice chunks of points that I've accumulated over the years at places that are no longer mecca's of value, good VP and deals.   The leader of this list is Station "Get lost you visitors" Casinos.    I had some points that were pre revamp of their program and could only be used for food.   So, one dinner we looked at a Station's restaurant that we'd wanted to try that was reasonably priced.    We decided on Blue Ribbon Sushi at Red Rock.    Even though it is a sushi place, they had their legendary fried chicken on the menu.   So the plan was for some sushi and fried chicken, without the wait and lines like at their Cosmopolitan location (chicken).

I rarely have fried chicken, but after tasting the Blue Ribbon fried chicken, I was less than impressed.   Nothing wrong with it, but it didn't seem special or delicious.   Just a nice crunchy crust on fried chicken.   Happy though that we tried it.   The sushi was fine, but again, nothing outstanding and awesome, just decent sushi.    


 Asian restaurant at Red Rock, with soup bowls suspended on steel poles.

Blue Ribbon fried chicken

Blue Ribbon Sushi Assortment


But, we achieved the goal of spending some of my Stations meal points.  Another portion of my points were convertible to cash, 1:1, so we took that option and cashed out those points.   Now I have a meal or two left in points on my card, and then after that, I won't have to think about keeping my points alive by playing once a year, any longer.


VP Day 4

Midweek now, playing at an upstairs bar at the D, and it looks like another bad day.  Buy in after buy in.   "Luckily", I found a machine that played very fast, so I took out my frustration with speed.   I don't often calculate my hands per hour, but since I was trying to plan the day and see what time I'd be finished with my coin in goal,  I calculated my rate.   I was playing at about 1,000 hands an hour.   Playing fast tends to make the losses in a bad session more manageable for me, mentally.   Less obsessing over missed draws.  I had enough punishment for a while and it was time for dinner at Andiamo, never a disappointment.  

Despite the losing, I was fortunate enough to be in a decent mood because a few seats away a longtime local senior (age 79) who was chatting with the bartender about the really old days in Las Vegas.   I actually recorded some of it and thought it would be fun to post as a video, but the background music is so loud that it is hard to hear him, plus the music would be a copyright issue.

Anyway, among his stories were that the Mint casino didn't have doors, but had vents that would blow hot or cool air up or down, in place of doors, that would form a wall of air to keep the casino heat or A/C from escaping.   As kids they loved to play in the air, and then run in to play a bit on the slots, hoping they didn't hit a jackpot, and then run out.  Easy to do with no doors.

There was casino where Circa is, that was crooked, and was shut down by the gaming board for 90 days for having fixed dice...twice!   Another story about how Sammy Davis Jr used to run through the casino, and then "jump up on a 21 table and yell 'Blackjack!'"

He also claimed the mob entered the El Rancho casino and threw firebombs in the casino because the mob was rejected by the owner.   (the story sounds good, but didn't check out)


Andiamo Veal Chop

After dinner, I returned to the evil machines, playing faster and faster, just hoping to get this over with.   I hadn't reached all my target coin in yet, so I went back to feeding the monster my cash, and watching it take it from me, with its great appetite.   Five minutes later, I saw a bunch of clubs drawn to my two high cards, and in the first instant, was happy to see a rare runner, runner, runner flush, but the pay line jumped high, and the words Royal Flush appeared on the screen.   Out of the blue, on a bad day of VP, a single line royal, after holding two cards!  (A real royal in my book, one that typically puts one ahead for the week).   I had almost completed my play at the time of  the royal, and in fact if I had pulled my card and checked a few hands earlier, I would have seen that I met my coin in goal and stopped.   I played 3 hands after the royal and Day 4 was complete, with a big win.   Suddenly instead of being in fear of an all time high losing trip,  I now had ample cash on hand!


Chart House at Golden Nugget

We ate at the Chart House and requested a table against the Aquarium, as usual.   This time there was a "special guest", as a yellow eel was recently added to the tank.   The waiter warned us that it tends to sit and hide much of the day, but we caught it in an energetic mood and having a short swim!


Glassy stairs leading up to Chart House



Rare sighting of the yellow eel in action




Mahi Mahi


VP Play

Day 5 was a multi play day.   I was torn between playing 10 play and 5 play games.    The multi play machines take so long to deal the cards that it takes a lot more time for a given dollar amount of coin in.   So I decided to at least start out, just before 7am,  at a 10 play  Bonus Poker machine, and if I needed to, drop down to 5 play.

Well I had a good start, and it was nice to not have to add to my initial buy in.  And 15 minutes into my play, I hit an inside straight flush, holding 4.  Just before an hour of play, I was dealt 4 Kings!   My first nice pull at 10 hands of 4 of a kinds.   Maybe this 10 play would work out for me.   15 minutes later, it got very good, as a QJ of hearts turned into a mini royal flush on one line!   Now I had some real credits to bank on a long day of play on.. hopefully.

In the meantime, in addition to these big hands, I was dealt frequent 2 pairs, and hit enough draws on flushes, etc, to even slightly increase my credits as I continue to play.   In the next hour, I landed another straight flush on one line, and in another hand, hit 4 Aces for the first time on one hand.   My credits had increased since the royal flush!

Then another inside straight flush was hit.  Now, 2.5 hours into my play, 3 Aces turned to four on one hand, just keeping me even for the past 45 minutes or so.   Half an hour later, another inside straight flush.   Still just holding my gains for the past hour or so, which is fine.  15 minutes later, I hit a single double inside straight flush.  You kind of need something like that, every 20 minutes or so, to hold even.

For the next couple of hours, it was remarkable how non volatile this 10 play game was for me.   No big runs down, just holding my own.  It was so fun to play that I said to myself I'm not heading to breakfast until this run ends.   I'll just keep racking up the coin in until the machine cools off.

Now I'm close to 5 hours of play, straight, and I finally get the hand that I've never had in my short experience at 10 play VP, a four to a royal hold, with 10 chances to hit the royal.   I turned the game speed down to low so I could watch the cards dealt, and on hand #9, I hit the second mini royal of the day, of course pushing me up to a new daily high in credits!    Now a nice win was assured.   It was 11:30, but breakfast would wait.   I didn't even take a bathroom break (didn't really feel the need to) nor did I stand up.   I was pounding the machine for just under 5 hours straight, and saw no reason to stop, as I feared if I came back later, I'd probably be bleeding away my credits.

20 minutes later, I turned 3 Aces into four on one hand, for a new daily high in credits...... then, FOUR minutes later, dealt 3 Aces, I hit 4 Aces on two of the 10 hands!   I'm tired, weary eyed, and stunned.  I am not paranoid, but I'm having these thoughts of a slot manager being alerted to my now over 5 hours of play, being up huge, with no significant down runs during the day, and  shutting down my machine in suspicion that something is wrong.

I stopped counting at 6 times of getting 5-6 flushes, out of 10 hands, on a four flush draw.

Then, just like Forrest Gump had said in the middle of the road after his 2nd long cross country run, I too, just short of 6 hours, straight, of play, suddenly stopped, and said,  "I'm pretty tired, I think I'll go home now"!  I hadn't noticed how many points I had run up in the day, but once I figured out the point total, in coin in, I suddenly noticed that this was now one of my top days of coin in, lifetime, in my LV history.  I later calculated I had played 40,000 hands (10 at a time).  It was the right time to stop!   I stood up for the first time in 6 hours, and my legs felt like I had returned to Earth's gravity from a trip to outer space!   I was pretty much done for the day, as  I only played later, on our other card, for about 45 minutes, to qualify for a promotion.   So effectively, my play was done for the day by 1pm, and it was time to eat "breakfast".  Luckily the coffee shop served breakfast all day.   I tried to process what had happened, but it was so off the charts that it was difficult to fathom.  I've had many years of VP playing experiences, with all the ups and downs, but this session left me in awe. We enjoyed the rest of the day, much of it outdoors.

So now, this trip has turned from a bad one, to a VERY good one, with two days to go!


VP Play Day 6 

Okay now, Day 6 is a day of Double Bonus, single line, which can be very volatile, but at least I have a nice bankroll now.   I started early in the morning, again, put in my generous buy in, and got on with it.   15 minutes after my start, I hit my first quad of the day.... Aces!   The first thing that went through my mind is that one of my worst all time sessions was a double bonus day where I hit Aces in the first 15 minutes, and proceeded to lose my shirt.   I am happy with the start, but it means little, as I will be playing about 9,000 more hands on this day.    Things then progressed.

25 minutes later  - four Jacks.  

10 minutes later, two Fives become four.  

The last two quads still left me a bit lower than I was after the Aces, just to put this "success" in perspective.  

36 minutes later, I get dealt four Sixes.   

22 minutes later, 3 two's became 4, but still, believe it or not, just under my earlier credit total, post Aces!   

This is beginning to feel a lot like my prior trip's great day of Double Bonus!  Link to Oct 2021 Amazing VP

15 minutes later, I get dealt four 9's.   Guess what?  Still just under my earlier high.   All these quads, and yet I'm just holding even since the Aces.

Now after a 50 minute drought, before four 3's bring me UP TO a couple of hundred credits lower than after my Aces!   Just treading water since the early Aces.

Time for a breakfast break and some free time.

(continued later.....)



Custom Upscale Exotic Vehicle Show at Arizona Charlie's Decatur  

We stopped at Arizona Charlie's Decatur to keep my TrueRewards points alive, most of which were earned at Aquarius Laughlin.  Only at such a place can such a sight be seen!   This clearly experimental, state of the art, low air resistance vehicle was parked in the lot.   No doubt one of the designers had parked it there on a test drive, not realizing that others like myself, with a keen eye for detail, would notice the subtle performance improvements on the experimental vehicle in the lot.





The front windshield clearly had a very low air resistance, but the rear window was my favorite, a black rectangular window pane similar to one from a storm door from a residence, "safely secured" with several military grade cords, and space age clear aerodynamic tape!


Lastly note the customized potential vehicle "marketing slogan" beneath the "Fusion" nameplate on the trunk.  (Click on the photo for a better view). Perhaps this was also the manufacturers code name for this prototype vehicle.

The designers no doubt had experimented with different amounts of special sealant tape for the front passengers side window, and found that 5 pieces was the best choice.  Once again, safely secured to the vehicle in the optimum aerodynamic placement.  Probably some wind tunnel experiments helped them decide the exact placement, leaving two inches of space between the glass and the door pillar.

Please don't think this vehicle was "modified" on the Arizona Charlie's grounds.   No, it was driven here from elsewhere!   None of the remnants of the "aerodynamic improvements" were found in the lot under the car.    Think of the looks this car must get, driving by, through town!   I'm so thankful that I'm one of the lucky ones to see it, up close, in person, before it goes into full production, for sale at high end, rare car showrooms!


Day 6 Continued

Getting back to "work" after another mini drought first gave me four 6's which, ready for this, brought me from DOWN for the day, to slightly up.  Yes, before that quad I was then down, for the entire day, and the Aces are a distant memory.  Impressed?

2 minutes later, four 2's.  Another run up?  

7 minutes later, four 4's... finally at a new high for the day.  Easy, right?

20 minutes later, Tens brought me just back to where I was 20 minutes ago.

A 40 minute mini drought ended with four 3's, now back to where I was, post Aces!  

15 minutes later 3 Aces became four, for the second Aces quad of the day!   Now we're getting somewhere!

4 minutes after the quad Aces, 2 Aces become four,  and now I had achieved 3 quad Aces in a day, and of course at a major new high for the day!   I'm not getting up now if you paid me!

I kid you not, 1 minute later two fours become four!   How's that for a 5 minute run? 

Is the run over?  Wait, 3 minutes later, Kings!

A whole 8 minutes later for four 6's.   I'm up well over 1/2 a royal flush now.

22 minutes later, Jacks.  Now I'm up almost 3/4 of a royal flush!

13 minutes later, I nailed a double outside straight flush.

The last 3 quads and straight flush just held me even for that period~

Next though, I hit a two hour quadless drought that wiped out a huge amount of my gains!!!!!


Dinner break!


10 minutes after I restart after dinner, hoping to end this quad drought... OMG holding two, and I get two more Aces for the 4th Aces quad of the day!  

3 minutes later, I am dealt four 9's and I'm back on the big upswing.  

1 minute later, four 2's.  Guess what?  I'm back to where I was before the drought!  In just 15 minutes!

15 minutes later, four 7's

5 minutes later, I hit a 3 card single card inside flush.  

5 minutes later, 3 Fours become four!   We are back to crazy town! 

15 minutes later, Four 4's again! 

15 minutes later, JJJJ

Next, over an hour of quad drought, to end the day, not as much up as my October DB day, when I was up 3/4 of a royal flush, but up over a half a royal.

I've hit my coin in goals after a long day of play, time to cash out and call it a day!


This trip, which started as a losing trip was now a big winner.  Hard to believe.

I have one day to go, at a Jacks or Better game, which means even if I do horribly I am assured of a great winning week.

After a boring moderate loss day at Jacks or Better,  I decided to try playing at Binion's, on the "gas promo" for extra free play.    My losses in less than an hour, even with a four of a kind were shocking.   There was no way I was going to make it even to the first $25 free play promo level, at this rate, without ending my trip on a very sour note.  Hard to believe I was playing 10 play Bonus poker (of course at a much lower denomination) for hours without seeing anything like this one hour loss.

And with that, a top 10 all time winning trip was in the books.

On the way back, the car rental shuttle driver was ex-Seattle running back Shaun Alexander's former housemate for years, and he looked like he came right out of the active linebacker spot.   He had the best personality of any driver we've ever had, too!


EPILOGUE

But, there was a post trip related event.    I was cleaning out my personal item travel bag and came across the car rental receipts.   Event though it was now 2 weeks since we returned, I put it aside while disposing of my casino mailers from the trip, just to be safe.

Well wouldn't you know, about a week later, I received a letter in the mail, from Avis.   From the looks of it, I knew it was going to be trouble, as they don't mail receipts after rentals.   Sure enough, it was a letter notifying me of a $450 charge, due for cleaning "smoke smell" from the car!   




What is most ironic is they raised this issue even though after about 3 days of driving with the window, the odor was down to reasonable levels, and 90% of the odor we experienced was gone by the end of the trip.   Yet after 7 days, Avis still felt the odor was objectionable enough to fine me!   I would have loved to seen their reaction if they had experienced the ten times stronger odor in the car on the day they rented it to me!

Anyway, this was potentially going to be an interesting "discussion".    I called the customer rep and gave my detailed version of events, and how after notifying at the agent at pickup about the odor, I was told this was the only vehicle available, along with the history of the car being missing, and returned in NV instead of CO, which I wouldn't have known unless I had discussed all this with the agent.   While speaking, I fumbled through the rental paperwork, and found a damage report that it turned out I filed at a time of pick up!   I hadn't remembered I had done this, as pick up day was pretty hectic.   

Well the first thing in the pick up damage report, filled out by the agent, and signed by me was, "Marijuana odor".   Even I was shocked, and I asked the agent why they didn't consult their own paperwork of the vehicles original condition at the rental before assessing me with a fine.   Obviously this was a rock solid case.  It took about a half hour to go through the details, but they agreed to removed the charge, and give me a coupon credit for a future rental.









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